AI Job Heist
An AI heist planner cases your job and delivers the personalized takeover blueprint.
Every AI jobs report says the same thing: abstract percentages, broad job categories, nothing personal. You've heard 'AI will replace 40% of jobs' but never which 40% of your job specifically. The stats are designed to be alarming in aggregate and meaningless at the individual level.
An AI plays a deadpan heist planner casing a job before the big score. It interviews you with 5–7 questions about your actual tasks, tools, time allocation, and decision types — then generates a four-section Heist Plan: Target Profile (your role as an intelligence dossier), Heist Plan (step-by-step AI takeover using your specific tasks), Threat Level (percentage breakdown by task category with a deterministic rubric), and What AI Can't Steal (the genuinely human elements). A Serious Mode toggle reframes the exact same data constructively — heist steps become opportunities, threat level becomes leverage score.
Comedy is the Trojan horse for a real AI opportunity audit. Users who would never fill out a serious 'AI readiness assessment' will do this for fun — and walk away with an honest picture of their AI exposure. The threat level scoring uses a deterministic rubric rather than LLM-improvised percentages. Same data, two framings: one for the dark laugh, one for the action plan.
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